In band parlance, we often quote the late great Jacky Orsaczy, who once famously said 'what is all this cup of tea nonsense, this isn't holiday camp for musicians!'

Our first show is this week. Oh crap better go do some art.

We started our next year last year, which makes this our April.

Time is relative. Like a cousin. Don't throw food at Time. Pipe down you two or I'm stopping the car this instant!