Under instruction from Mythical Counsel, I am confirming:

  • I have no direct knowledge of the Clothing status of my band mates.
  • I also confirm I am uncertain as to whether their disappearance into the Jungle was in search of Rum, or coconuts, or in fact that there was even a Jungle.
  • Any evidence of Trees, Rum, Coconuts or discarded trousers are a distraction, planted for nefarious purposes.
  • Everything is Fine. Perfecty Fine.
  • And even should I sin, should I stray so far from the light that you no longer recognise me underneath the burden of my misdeeds,

Please pardon me too.

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