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Thanks to Mr Hawke for joining us today, a long rehearsal as we start the work towards The Thing that we're doing.

That I haven't exactly mentioned.

That I may or may not mention. Depending.

I'm still of the opinion, the less you say, the more you know.

We try a lot of different stuff. Some of it involves Face Planting.

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That's why it's safer to talk about it afterwards.

We're working towards Some Things we're interested in. Late last year we were well into planning and brain-storming, but I didn't mention it, cos, well, I dunno.

I'm still a little reticent to say more than: there are some things we'd like to do, because they'll be worthwhile in the doing.

Today we made a great start. It's a big effort to master a catalogue of demanding material.

Some choice sonic moments today. As a multi-instrumentalist, Mr Hawke brought Sax, Flute, Guitar and Mandolin into the system today, filling out the sound.

Our first test is this weekend.

Then, brick upon brick, we work towards a show we'd like to do.

This year bodes well for contentment. There's no hurry, no rush, plenty of stuff to try; some might work. As it has ever been with us.

The joy is in the attempt. 

Follow along when you feel, come along when it suits.

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