Under instruction from Mythical Counsel, I am confirming:

• I have no direct knowledge of the Clothing status of my band mates.
• I also confirm I am uncertain as to whether their disappearance into the Jungle was in search of Rum, or coconuts, or in fact that there was even a Jungle.
• Any evidence of Trees, Rum, Coconuts or discarded trousers are a distraction, planted for nefarious purposes.
• Everything is Fine. Perfecty Fine.
• And even should I sin, should I stray so far from the light that you no longer recognise me underneath the burden of my misdeeds,

Please pardon me too.