Once again I am being offered up as a sacrifice to the Gods of Owed Favours.  We make our videos when my favour bank is sufficient to draw down much needed help from our wonderful Mates In Production. (also when I have an idea we can afford, the pieces line up, yadda yadda)

The only problem is, ya gots to give before ya can receive... Right now I am mid pre-production on a vid for our mates at Finn as repayment for favours owed, which entails me owing favours to three other people, which then I then repay by acting as Camera Op for one of their shoots, and so on, and so on, ad infinitum (have mercy), in order that we can generate sufficient Production Karma that I can request assistance on our next video shoot.

(sigh).

On the plus side, I am getting to play with some neat-o production gear which makes me think of ideas for our next lot of clips...which will then necessitate me accruing yet more favour bank tokens in order to.....Good Grief.

I understand that when you have this thing called' Money' you can use it to purchase 'goods and services'. I think that's quite a novel idea, perhaps we should attempt to locate this 'money'. 

It has also been explained to me that finding a 'Unicorn' is easier than locating 'Money' but once again, the boys at MJEB labs have come up with a brilliant suggestion. We find a Unicorn and then charge 'money' for Unicorn Rides! BRILLIANT!!

It's thinking like this that helped us defeat the Romans.

:-)

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