The act before us was heavy metal...hmmm..

Howdy folks, welcome to the Obligatory Gigatory Report. We've got two weeks off while Theo makes a quick trip to Holland (sorry about the soccer dude).


Sat at the Pendle Inn.

Cheers to everyone except Snowy - dude we had your song ready and where were you? Off at a party. Really.

The new songs are still settling in, some more easily than others, but we have to keep at it in order to get them right. We had a few minor PA problems which Carl thankfully worked out and the night was away. Cheers to Cherie for fighting off the stalkers :-) (besides which, come up and say Hi next time!)

Sunday night saw us performing back at the Bald Faced Stag - Cheers to Colin, Frank and Kaye, who definitely made the night, and Pete on Sound - best sound in ages.

We have some down time for the next two weeks and then its back into it, so in the interim, we;ll be working on the mixing for the new stuff we recorded in Cumnock and working on a few other bits and pieces. Stay tuned!.

Rgds

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