Yay! We're going back to Yack!

 

 

No, not that yak, Yackandandah, the Yackandandah Folk festival!

 

As per Front Man Rule (the expanded list), I am not allowed to mention that we once had a picnic in Yackandandah. Apparently that contradicts our hard core image.

 

Bahahahaha.

 

Who am I kidding.

 

Last time we were in The Yack, Rosie scored some vintage vinyl Kraftwerk from the local antique curio place.

 

 

 

Yackandandah is at the foot of the snowy mountains, near the NSW/Victorian border. Here is normally where I would make some New South Welshman joke about needing a visa, but apparently that's against the continuously-updating set of Rules by which I am meant to abide. What, did I get a restraining order or something? Well, there was this one night in Albury...

 

But I digress.

 

We've played Myrtleford, Beechworth, Mt Beauty and Albury, so we've had a few gigs down that way and its a pleasure to be going back to Yack!

 

We're playing on Friday night 2rd March, late, 11pm at the Yackandandah Hotel, then two gigs on Saturday 24th March at 5pm at the Star Hotel and 7pm at the Holcim Marquee.

 

For details on the festival and the appropriate tickets, check here: 

http://folkfestival.yackandandah.com/

 

 

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