Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the land
people went shopping
at Coles
for cheap ham
or crowded in Target
fighting over
the lollies
some ramming old ladies
and cars with their trolleys
but one thing was absent
one thing was missing
it was as if Old Saint Nick
left a sign
'I've gone fishing'
The reindeer searched high for their
ebullient master
'if we cannot find Santa, 'it'll be a disaster'
til a red eyed young reindeer put
his ear to the ground
I know where that fat bastard is
just follow that sound
down railways and streetways and sidewalks and chimneys
and bike lanes and alleys went DONNER UND BLIITZEN!!
at last did they come to a well hidden stair
pointed the young reindeer
I'll just bet he's up there
so they forked out dough for the cover
and marched through the door
and LO, there was Santa, out on the dance floor
He smiled his great smile, gave them a hug
so warm and big
I wondered when you'd get here
it's a Stormcellar gig!
8:30-23:00.
Ho Ho Ho!