And yea verily did he trudge through a field in Agnes Banks, and Lo his socks did filleth with water, and yea did he squelch.

And did Rosie and Mr Wizard say 'Dude, wtf are you doing'  and did MJEB reply "Stand Still' and also 'Start playing something @%&#*'

And did MJEB swear, for his was the slow rendering machine and the many reboots, and did ASUS grant him an improvement when he swapped chipsets, for he that has a wonky processor shall not stray from the path of 32 bits, and let him with a H264 codec transcode before he edits, so sayeth the PC.

A-choo.