Stormcellar at the Bald Rock Hotel, this Easter Saturday, featuring a special guest!
No it's not Jesus, that'd have to be a Sunday gig. or is that Monday? I forget my catchetis....catta...hoosie whatsee. Could be the Easter Bunny.
We're rolling the Bald Rock away from the entrance to the cave (i'm surely gonna burn for these puns) this Saturday night, so if you haven't arranged the traditional Flee-From-Sydney-Easter-Holiday and you find yourself wandering the deserted ghost town streets of our beautiful city, why not tread the pilgrims path to the Bald Rock and there, behold, will be some guys playing in a pub.
For was it not written that Beer will be provided, along with reasonably priced meals, and yea verily, shall there be the sounds of merriment and music. Also sayeth the good book, the beer shall not be provided in the sense of 'free' and yea shall thee buy thy own beer, and not too much, for Ye Boys In Blue Do Lurk with Vans of Roadside Breath testing and loss of license may ensue.
For the heathens I'll translate: We're playing at the Bald Rock this Easter Saturday March 30th , from 8:30, we probably will have a guest. 69 (oops) 15-17 Mansfield St Rozelle.