While we were on stage they stole our car and torched it! How Rock can you get?
It kind of sucks, but as I have been bleating on for the better part of two weeks about it, I'm going to keep it short. ARGH!!! This is what we found when we got to the site of the wreck.
Welcome to the new stormcellar site! Thanks for stopping by.
Not content with a myspace, facebook (barely touched it), sonicbids and youtube site, we had to go get our own happy hunting grounds on the web, where we could share with you all the extra stuff that might otherwise engender a lawsuit.
Stormcellars first Album, 'Whiskey Talkin' is now available on CD and as a digital download.
As it's a limited, Indy run (and HOW!) its available from selected outlets, but it was Pressed by SONY so its the real deal folks, artwork, shiny disc and all!
Get your copy from the place most convenient to you!
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