The 'Baldie' is an awesome venue. With a little luck, we may be able to play some NEW new songs (yes I know the album is just out and yes I know we've been playing 'new' songs but there's stuff we haven't played LIVE yet so there's New New Stuff) Ye Gods!

And if we're lucky we may be joined by a special guest or two! This Sunday 18th April, 5:30 PM, absolutely free (means you can afford to buy da new album!.....or drink more Beer! Or Fanta, or Coke (tm, R, (c), used without permission or endorsement).

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