Half Man Cow 

Traded all my silver dollars just so I could
buy a wooden dime
Swapped my genes for magic beans so I could
grow a giant on that vine
but that dog don't hunt that fish don't plow
don't be trucking with no Half Man-Cow

Man cow, bottled meat! Mooo!!!

Everything I see's so shiny and I know there aint nothing
I cant get
Electrodes from head to toe make me so cool that I
dont break a sweat
but the reason I cant sleep at night
is my friends all glow when I turn out the light

Half life, thank you jesus!

Talking heads with logos try to tell me everything
to do and say
attack the facts and paint white black until they get me thinking
the same way
but jump up jack here comes the Mack,
swinging so far that we're on the way back
Man-Cow,

half man, half cow

That dog don't hunt that fish don't plow
don't be trucking with no Half Man Cow!

Copyright Barry/Read/Stormcellar 2010...Mooooo!!!!