Thankyou Google Alerts, otherwise this one woulda passed me by.
One of the two Michaels on the Bush Telegraph show picked Half Man Cow (Cheers guys) to play on Thursday
Here's a link to the page where you can find the podcast - look for Thursday 28/3/11 - note you might have to dig through the podcast, cos they have disabled the direct link to the song (thats actually a kind thing to do, but we wouldnt have minded)
EDITORS NOTE: For those of you wondering, all the cartoon artwork on our site is contributed by our mates Robert Carter and T.A Lyndon. Bob has his own website now at www.bobeeart.com and you can buy some of his prints via his site. be sure to check it out! - mjeb
Ok, that was a late gig. yes I know we should be all hard boiled muso's here, but upon arrival at the Pi I was asked by no less than 5 separate people, 'WTF are you doing starting at 11pm?' The answer? Just doing what we're told...ok...and making sure we dont interfere with the football (Go the 'Tahs! About time! Ok, the crowd we're also keen on the Tigers in another code, but thats a different story)
Theo craftily setting up while the football is ending..
Was it too late? Lets see, what happened during the first set?
Nope, apparently Midnight Is OK for Hi Cost of Lovin'
There were some snappy dressers last night, here's Theo getting some Sartorial Tips.
And of course, another moment in my continuing personal fascination with Signage:
Yes folks its Late Saturday/Early Sunday at the PI and it was going off. Prune you rock, cheers for putitng the word out, Snowy's back from a Pacific Voyage and thinks he has Legionaires...Houseo did some interesting dancing and Matt danced with everyone. Several times.
Of course, there are the dangers of a late night start. Now how should I phrase this..hmm...delicately..um....Ah yes! After a night of drinking, people can get 'Tired and Emotional' - or, 'Emotional as a Newt'.
We had one dance move involving a 360 head over heels spin with two Blokes, The poor guy who'd gone over his mates shoulder kept dancing but his balance centre was Tired And Emotional, he came within a hairs breadth of slamming into the PA speaker and stand, only saved by Prune from toppling.
Read more: Its the Late Late Show with your hosts, Stormcellar!! PI Gig Report!
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SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASEWHENCHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) !=0THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` ENDas `slug`
FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s`
INNERJOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`)
WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` ='system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` =1AND `s`.`id` = :id
ORDERBY `c`.`lft`653μs3.94KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
SELECT `id`,`name`,`rules`,`parent_id`
FROM `vm53n_assets`
WHERE `name` LIKE :asset OR `name` = :extension OR `parent_id` =02.19ms1.53KBParams/libraries/src/Access/Access.php:301Copy
SELECTSUM(CASEWHEN `a`.`next_execution` <= :now THEN1ELSE0END) AS due_count,SUM(CASEWHEN `a`.`locked` ISNULLTHEN0ELSE1END) AS locked_count
FROM `vm53n_scheduler_tasks` AS `a`
WHERE `a`.`state` =1749μs1.37KBParams/administrator/components/com_scheduler/src/Model/TasksModel.php:517Copy
SELECT `session_id`
FROM `vm53n_session`
WHERE `session_id` = ?293μs1KBParams/libraries/vendor/joomla/session/src/Handler/DatabaseHandler.php:277Copy
UPDATE `vm53n_session`
SET `data` = ?
, `time` = ?
WHERE `session_id` = ?2.95ms592BParams/libraries/vendor/joomla/session/src/Handler/DatabaseHandler.php:301Copy