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Howdy Folks.

I'm listening to another guide track as a write this, and it's a very nicely formed early draft.

We've gone on a Tom Petty trip for this track and its working title is 'Pretty Petty' in homage.

In keeping with the valley theme, the lyrics are straightforward, if not a little influenced by the excellent Prog work of our mate Terry Lyndon (PS Mr Wizard says Terry's remastered album is amazing).

The boys working last night

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Once again I took a moment to happily wonder at another song that was different, out of the box and surprising. How rare and fragile a thing.

The work continues, and that's enough.

Sadly they wont let me play it tomorrow Mr Wizard says I'm just excited by a new shiny thing. He's right. Oh well.

As any sentient being within 3 billion light years knows, Sydney is in the middle of a housing market frenzy the likes we haven't seen since someone threw a bucket of chum into a tankful of Great White Sharks.

We got doorknocked on Saturday by a very smiley real estate dude and this morning, whilst working on some rather Naff lyrics for a song for Danny Cox, I received a rather too well informed caller who knew my name, various details and proceeded to invite me into a discussion about selling houses, as hadn't I heard about the riches to be made on my street.

Ok, so here's my thing. This song for Danny is risky. It's got a good sentiment but is in severe danger of going Beyond Cheesy. I mean, we'll take risks, sure, but this stuff is tough. Just the right side of cheese/heartfelt sentiment and we have a passionate, well thought out song with anthemic potential OR OMFG WTF hahahaha.....
As Mark Twain once said, the right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug. If I take this risky song to the boys before I have tweaked it Just Right I may be met with Hoots Of Laughter and therefore FLOP. Back to drawing board.

So, I sit here, deleting line after line, re writing, scratching my head, no, too sugary, so, bad rhyme, no OMG what was I thinking, no that word...hang on...hang on...what if I...could it...yes...it might.. I might just...

RING RING 'Hello, MJEB? This is EXPLETIVE from EXPLETIVE DELETED reaI estate I just called to talk to you about...'

I will admit, if he had a better line for the song than I did I woulda accepted the intrusion, but Sell Sell Sell didn't rhyme :-)

I'm not sure whether to thank him or cuss :-)

 

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Just posted this to facebook because:

Stormcellar would like to acknowledge the bravery of S. sharing her transition to R. I can only imagine how brave you have to be to accept who you truly are. Ok, completely inappropriate joke here, but that takes Cojones. Hey don't judge me I'm still processing this..

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Those that know and love me know I have my own share of stuff to deal with, that being the case, it gives me a certain connection to those who feel a little alien in their own world.

Like any Western Socialised Hetero Identifying Product of the 20th Century, I find some changes are still a little daunting. 

However, this isn't one of them.

I must admit I am a little 'caitlin'd out, being a bit of a media chewer, but I understood how important it is to have a hero, a pioneer.

Sydney's always been a bit of a Rainbow city. We have loved ones from all over the spectrum so it's never seemed altogether unusual.

What I am finding unusual is the amount of acceptance.

Am I overly optimistic or are people starting to be a little nicer? More accepting? I'd like to think so.

Most important, welcome Rebecca. We've always liked you for who you are and you can choose any externalisation of yourself that feels right without any concern that we'd think differently of you. We're your friends in the Stormcellar.

Howdy Folks. New songs, new songs. Almost.

We went into the rehearsal studio (we love Chrisso and we love Troy Horse rehearsal studios) to do some housekeeping and work on some new stuff.

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One of the new ones 'all that's right is beautiful' (until we find a Song Name Shortener) had a new beginning added to it, the beat modified and some pinstriping and a turbo charger added.

With the additional fixes we were making to existing songs, I didnt get as many of the new ones into production as I'd hoped and in fact may have kind of chucked a small tantrum at the end of the session during a particulary tough vocal melody discussion. I had to excuse myself and go get a cup of tea. Must work on that.

I looked up at the art on the wall as I stirred my tea. Words to live by.

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Whilst I was reminding myself of how to behave in a constructive and professional manner (tea bag, milk, pour water, drink) Chrisso, behind the counter, said some nice things about us. I mean, it's not that he doesnt say nice things but I wondered what had triggered it.

Apparently, the band in room B, next to us, had been listening in and came out to ask who we were and say nice things.

Dear band in Room B, that's very kind of you. Thank you. Especially considering that we were fixing errors and failing gloriously as we tried different approaches.

When I mentioned to Chris that Rosies guitar playing had ranked up considerably, Chris said he'd seen him years ago with his Indy band, The Duchesses. I played Chris some recent stuff including Everywhere Feels Like Home, to which Chris replied. 'I knew he was good but I didnt realise he was that good' :-)

We're going to need a lot more rehearsal time to get the next batch of songs cooked and it was great to see the interaction of the guys last night. I'm all for engaging in the hard discussions (Rosie calls me 'Combat Ready') as the collective input produces really interesting results. Come to a show and you'll hear the new stuff as it arises.

 

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  • SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) != 0 THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` END as `slug` FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s` INNER JOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`) WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` = 'system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` = 1 AND `s`.`id` = :id ORDER BY `c`.`lft`1.02ms5.2KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
  • SELECT DISTINCT a.id, a.title, a.name, a.checked_out, a.checked_out_time, a.note, a.state, a.access, a.created_time, a.created_user_id, a.ordering, a.language, a.fieldparams, a.params, a.type, a.default_value, a.context, a.group_id, a.label, a.description, a.required, a.only_use_in_subform,l.title AS language_title, l.image AS language_image,uc.name AS editor,ag.title AS access_level,ua.name AS author_name,g.title AS group_title, g.access as group_access, g.state AS group_state, g.note as group_note FROM vm53n_fields AS a LEFT JOIN `vm53n_languages` AS l ON l.lang_code = a.language LEFT JOIN vm53n_users AS uc ON uc.id=a.checked_out LEFT JOIN vm53n_viewlevels AS ag ON ag.id = a.access LEFT JOIN vm53n_users AS ua ON ua.id = a.created_user_id LEFT JOIN vm53n_fields_groups AS g ON g.id = a.group_id LEFT JOIN `vm53n_fields_categories` AS fc ON fc.field_id = a.id WHERE ( (`a`.`context` = :context AND (`fc`.`category_id` IS NULL OR `fc`.`category_id` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3)) AND `a`.`access` IN (:preparedArray4,:preparedArray5,:preparedArray6)) AND (`a`.`group_id` = 0 OR `g`.`access` IN (:preparedArray7,:preparedArray8,:preparedArray9)) AND `a`.`state` = :state) AND (`a`.`group_id` = 0 OR `g`.`state` = :gstate) AND `a`.`only_use_in_subform` = :only_use_in_subform ORDER BY a.ordering ASC608μs4.81KBParams/libraries/src/MVC/Model/BaseDatabaseModel.php:164Copy
  • SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) != 0 THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` END as `slug` FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s` INNER JOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`) WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` = 'system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` = 1 AND `s`.`id` = :id ORDER BY `c`.`lft`689μs3.94KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
  • SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) != 0 THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` END as `slug` FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s` INNER JOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`) WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` = 'system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` = 1 AND `s`.`id` = :id ORDER BY `c`.`lft`965μs3.95KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
  • SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) != 0 THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` END as `slug` FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s` INNER JOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`) WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` = 'system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` = 1 AND `s`.`id` = :id ORDER BY `c`.`lft`1.32ms3.95KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
  • SELECT `c`.`id`,`c`.`asset_id`,`c`.`access`,`c`.`alias`,`c`.`checked_out`,`c`.`checked_out_time`,`c`.`created_time`,`c`.`created_user_id`,`c`.`description`,`c`.`extension`,`c`.`hits`,`c`.`language`,`c`.`level`,`c`.`lft`,`c`.`metadata`,`c`.`metadesc`,`c`.`metakey`,`c`.`modified_time`,`c`.`note`,`c`.`params`,`c`.`parent_id`,`c`.`path`,`c`.`published`,`c`.`rgt`,`c`.`title`,`c`.`modified_user_id`,`c`.`version`, CASE WHEN CHAR_LENGTH(`c`.`alias`) != 0 THEN CONCAT_WS(':', `c`.`id`, `c`.`alias`) ELSE `c`.`id` END as `slug` FROM `vm53n_categories` AS `s` INNER JOIN `vm53n_categories` AS `c` ON (`s`.`lft` <= `c`.`lft` AND `c`.`lft` < `s`.`rgt`) OR (`c`.`lft` < `s`.`lft` AND `s`.`rgt` < `c`.`rgt`) WHERE (`c`.`extension` = :extension OR `c`.`extension` = 'system') AND `c`.`access` IN (:preparedArray1,:preparedArray2,:preparedArray3) AND `c`.`published` = 1 AND `s`.`id` = :id ORDER BY `c`.`lft`1.29ms3.94KBParams/libraries/src/Categories/Categories.php:375Copy
  • SELECT `id`,`name`,`rules`,`parent_id` FROM `vm53n_assets` WHERE `name` LIKE :asset OR `name` = :extension OR `parent_id` = 04.45ms1.53KBParams/libraries/src/Access/Access.php:301Copy
  • SELECT SUM(CASE WHEN `a`.`next_execution` <= :now THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) AS due_count,SUM(CASE WHEN `a`.`locked` IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE 1 END) AS locked_count FROM `vm53n_scheduler_tasks` AS `a` WHERE `a`.`state` = 1238μs1.37KBParams/administrator/components/com_scheduler/src/Model/TasksModel.php:517Copy
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